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Jailhouse C-Section

Slang term used by jailhouse inmates to describe a medical procedure to give one's anus stitches as a result of the anal raping given by an African-American inmate, due to the size of the average African-American penis. All credits go to NovaWar, a Starcraft 2 commentator from Life's a Glitch TV, who came up with the phrase as a joke about related topics in a game that he was commentating, titled, "So Close That Kermit Arrived -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV" The video can be found on YouTube.

Thanks to Big Bubba giving me the raping of my life, I must now go to the infirmary to receive my Jailhouse C-Section.

by casnasty November 03, 2012

Jailhouse C-section

Getting raped so hard in jail by a huge black dick that your asshole requires stitches.

Jeff: How was your 5-year sentence? Adam: Terrible. Bubba gave me a jailhouse C-section everyday.

by TheIronGiant November 04, 2012

Reverse C-Section

Instead of a standard C-section, the baby cuts his or her way out of the mother's abdomen and uterus with a sword, usually either a Longsword or Claymore, and yells "I HAVE SLAIN THY BEAST" and proceeds to cut his or her own umbilical cord.

Person 1: Hey you heard about the new kid? Person 2: Yeah I wouldn't mess with him, heard he was a reverse C-section.

by goofygoober1738 August 23, 2020

Jailhouse C-Section

An anal raping of such severity that surgical sutures would be required for recovery. The term was coined by NovaWar on November 3, 2012 on the YouTube channel of LifesAGlitchTV's episode "So Close That Kermit Arrived -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV". Source: youtu.be/u92PA5wmH1U?t=4m13s

Big Bubba with his big black dick took homeboy's buhymen and gave him a jailhouse c-section.

by FiveCardArmy November 03, 2012

Jailhouse C-section

The act of being anally raped by a large black penis in prison. -Adam of LagTV

When Steven went to jail, he got a Jailhouse C-Section from Big Bubba.

by LAGTV Fan #1 November 03, 2012

Jailhouse C-Section

Insane and irreparable damage to one's asshole. Mostly likely to occur in jail, from a huge black man named Bubba with his massive black dick.

Bubba: I'm about to give you a Jailhouse C-Section, prepare your asshole. Max: What are you going to do to me?! Bubba: Ask Jeff and Adam, they know all about it.

by SSuresh November 03, 2012

Jailhouse C-section

Being raped in jail by another inmate, that causes the tearing of the anus. May also cause a tear that could be considered a new anus.

Bubba is gonna give you a jailhouse C-section when you get there.

by Me116 November 03, 2012