A fork of Rural Dictionary
forest preserve police- sounds like the real thing, but isn't even close
I thought it was the 5-0, but it was only canadian bacon
Hard as a Motherfucker aka H.A.M.
Kanye: where u wanna eat jigga? Jay-Z: waffle house. we goin canadian bacon.
same thing as regular bacon, just made in those fresh smelling canadian factories!
Here at Uncle Jimmy's Canadian Bacon Farm we dip our meat in a pot of air fresheners, cellulite, and THC to preserve our great Uncle Jimmy taste.
When your in the 69 position and the bitch shits on ur face
Bro i was so not expecting that Canadian Bacon but i took it like a champ.
When one inserts their penis into a foreman grill, (the small grills that close like waffle maker) fries it until it resembles canadian bacon, and forces someone into eating it.
Rob: Dude i heard Bob gave Samantha canadian bacon! Tyler: Man that's nasty why would someone do that to themselves?
Aye, check out the Canadian Bacon and BWAC hangin' out with those blazing sewage falcons.