A fork of Rural Dictionary
Verb.
When a person is lying on their front playing Candy Crush and someone sits on them.
Gah! Dude! Get off. Stop candy crushing me!
v. To be obsessed with the game Candy Crush. Someone who candy-crushes is on a very difficult level and will never put their phone down because they
must defeat that one level.
Bob: Jack, put your phone down and watch the football game with me!
Jack: Sorry, Bob. I gotta finish level 346 on Candy Crush. It's addicting!
Bob: You've been Candy-Crushing lately. I think it's time to put the phone down.
When you felt sudden weakness while sexercising opps sorry Exercising.
Me: I need sugar ASAP.
Candy crush/Hypoglycemia that is.
Doing Molly, Acid, and Shrooms at the same time.
Dude I was Candy Crushing last night
A type of rough sex, usually between a heterosexual couple.
Oh baby, I love it when we are candy crushing
When you ask someone what the time is and they give you a totally incorrect answer because they've changed the time on their phone to get extra lives on Candy Crush Saga.
A: What's the time?
B: Just gone 4.
A: Huh? It's still morning, you must be on Candy Crush time!