A fork of Rural Dictionary
The first thing you do when you wake up is check your email or your facebook status. If you say the phrase fast enough, the word "chake" almost sounds like check.
Friend 1: My wife said I had a horrible habit and If I didn't stop I will have to start sleeping on the couch alone. Instead of making love to her in the morning, I like to wake and chake.
Friend 2: Wake and chake, WTH is that?
Friend 1: I love to check my facebook, myspace, and my email as soon as I wake up.
Jake “Cake” Wakeman, from Rugeley, Son of Susan Dainty and Kieth Wakeman. Ferret keeper Jake got his nickname “Chake” from Hagley Park Academy from childhood friend Joe “The BBQ Bomb” Clews. They go back all the way to nursery of Churchfield Primary School, where Chake had the title of “Hardest Lad In The School” for 6 years running, the longest run the Primary School had seen and he still holds the record to this day.
RaduHD : “Chake remember when your dogs got shot by the gypsy’s”
Chake : “Yeeeee I HEAAARRDDD”