A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Chim Chim is often referred to as the act of getting jerked off by a monkey or chimp.
Wow! That monkey gave me the best chim chim!
when something good happens to you, or just generally being in a good mood
chris was chimming when he won the lottery
Way of naming the sexual relationship blatantly existent between Cheryl Tweedy and Kimberley Walsh from Girls Aloud.
Have you seen the 3503485th picture of Cheryl touching Kimba's ass? Oh Chim, they are so doing it...!
The obvious sexual relationship between Cheryl Tweedy and Kimberley Walsh from Girls Aloud.
"Did you see that? Cheryl touched Kimberley's ass! Chim are definitely doing it"
"They're called Chim because, wait, did you see that? Cheryl's hand on Kimberley's ass... AGAIN"
"They're so in love. The word is Chim"
To chim oneself means to temporarily and briefly reach a state of Chim. This experience will often lead to the explosion of one’s penis.
Note that this does not occur for females as it is scientifically proven that you must be at least 50% biologically male to achieve a Chim.
Ahhhhhhhhh! I’ve chimmed in my pants!
Chim is a funny, loving, caring individual, a girl would be lucky to have him, he’s also blessed down there
Oooo, chim you got me wet daddy
US Marine Corps Slang.
(Noun) Chim is incorrect or fraudulent information delivered authoritatively in order to render it more believable. Often used in either moments of panic or sly deception.
(Verb) To chim or to be chimmed.
Person 1: Dave told me that the the F-35 will be able to perform all its tasks without issue once the new patch is installed.
Person 2: That's complete chim, dog. That thing has trouble simply parking on the ramp.
Person 1: I can't believe I got chimmed