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clam

A friendly sea creature residing in the sands of the ocean. They are lazy bastards and have one fat foot they gimp around on.

I took a fat hit of some smoked clams.

by maybenot September 05, 2003

clams

dollas. dolla bills y'all.

you know how much it costs a month? 800 clams beeyotch

by serpeco May 28, 2001

clam

The tasty orifice in the region between a hot chick's legs.

That girl is so hot, I'd eat her clam without thinking twice!

by Deezz Nutz November 03, 2005

Clamming

The female version of "Seagulling". To throw lady juice at a random stranger.

Did you see that crazy woman...she was clamming all over his face!

Harold was in shock, that girl was clamming in public!

Leroy almost threw up, as some chic was clamming in his pasta.

Eli stated: "I could use a good clamming!"
Phil replied: "Me too!"

by pheli May 28, 2010

Clam

Secretive person that is closed-up like a clam; tight-fisted (stingy) character.

She is such a Clam.

by clamorous January 22, 2013

clamming

Needing/wanting something

Dude I'm clamming on a tab

by beaut. July 29, 2010

clam

n. the delectable mollusc residing between a woman's legs that men enjoy sticking their penises into. They are similar to actual clams living in the ocean, but the pearl must be inserted physically by male ejaculation. They may come clean shaven or covered in sea grass. I prefer mine tight, polished and juicy.

(Guys drive by woman walking on sidewalk)

(Guy in shotgun whistles, woman turns away disgusted)

Guy: *Bites knuckle and groans* that bitches clam was HELLA HUNGRY!

by cygnus-x1-hemispheres April 01, 2009