A fork of Rural Dictionary
1: A lump of earth or ground.
2: A dumb person.
3: A slang term used in popular kids cartoon “Steven Universe” manly used by the character “Peridot”.
1: I dug a hole and forgot to put the clod back in the hole.
2: You are such a clod!
3: Crystal clods!
1. A hardened mass of dirt.
2. A person who would have to learn ettiquette just to elevate himself to the title of hardened mass of dirt.
3. A popular French given name.
It hasn't rained in weeks, look at all those clods!
Some clod sped through the puddle and splashed mud all over my suit!
Clod DeBussy was a good composer!
Someone who is "too big for their body". They can't do anything without bumping into someone. When they sit down they just flop, most likely bothering the person they sit down next to. People like this are mainly found in public areas, like movie theaters, restaurants, etc. These people are also very ignorant. They sit down behind you at the movies, kicking your seat multiple times, without even saying "Excuse me" or "Sorry". Nope, they just clod their way on through life.
I'm just trying to watch this new movie and some clod kicks my seat 4 times without saying anything.
Peridot's catchphrase, often used for comedic effect. Please refer to Steven Universe Season 2 Episode 25.