A fork of Rural Dictionary
21st century politically correct way to say nigger rig. See also "Southern engineering."
Verb: Yes, I'd be happy to "configure-rig" your $1200 dollar stereo in your $600 dollar Grand Am.
Adjective: My home theater system is totally "configure-rigged."
An eyeballs out configuration involves vehicles going backwards at a great velocity, causing the eyeballs to bulge out.
The centaur rocket propelled the spacecraft, in an eyeballs out configuration, causing the pilot's eyeballs to bulge out.
What you eye-twinklingly say when presented wif a "cranky-conundrum" situation which others are at a loss as to how to solve, but you are able to see a way out dat involves designing/altering one or more components in a certain way.
Cool dude #1, observing his electronics-nerd best friend strolling by his job-site, and waving him over to where he's puzzling over a power-cables array: Hey, Bud --- I'm trying to figger out about wiring up this circuit, but how to hook up da control-switches has me majorly scratchin' my head. Any ideas?
Cool dude #2, after briefly tracing da wiring and pondering a moment: Oh, yeah --- I configure that out. We just need a couple of relays in addition to your existing start-and-stop switches.
A term for Minecraft developed as an alternative for configure.
The dumbass way of saying configure when logging issues in IT
Configurate The Monitor
Configurate (noun): A discernable pattern, in the shape of the Hindu-Arabic numeral eight ("8"), created by a convicted criminal while engaged in any locomotive activity, either self-propelled (walking, running, skating, bicycling, etc.) or by way of a motorized conveyance (automobile, motorcycle, Hoverboard, Segway, etc.)
Gayle: "Can you believe that Donald Trump is actually going to be the next President of the United States?"
Bob: Yeah, I know. That's crazy, right? But I'm sure it won't be long before all of America gets to enjoy seeing Trump
configurate for the rest of his life.
A gate way to another dimension. When opened, it can give you pleasures beyond your wildest dreams. The priest it summons will show you the desires you crave.
Priest- "The box, you opened it, We came"
You- "What is it?"
Priest- "The Lament Configuration, now you must come with us. Taste our pleasures"