A fork of Rural Dictionary
A largely unpleasant person, usually male. A substitute for the word "faggot" that you can use to avoid sounding homophobic
Ex 1:
Person 1: Dude, Rocco is such a faggot!
Person 2: Hey, don't say faggot. That's rude. But I'll agree, Rocco is a total corn cob!
Person 1: Um yeah...
Ex 2:
Girl: Look, Mike just posted a picture of himself without a shirt on Facebook. What a corn cob.
Boy: Word. He's the biggest corn cob I know.
1. someone who walks around with a corn cob shoved in his/her ass-litterly or metaphorically.
the act of a man going down on a woman using his teeth to naw or nibble the clitoris for stimulation
Dave went down on me and was totally corn cobbing me!
Your friend eats a bunch of corn. He takes a shit but doesn’t wipe. While it’s still moist and caked up in your friends cheeks, you run your dick in and out of his cheeks, while he lays on his stomach. The corn and shit gets stuck to your dick, forming the chocolate corn cob.
“Hey Jordan. You wanna do a chocolate corn cob?” “Hell yea, my wife just left and I’m laying on my stomach playing Call of Duty, pants are down, cheeks up.” “ok I’ll be over”.
When you get a "Cobb Salad", which happens when a piece of undigested corn gets lodged in your penis after anal sex, your partner can remove it by performing a procedure known as the reverse corn cob. This is when your partner sucks the undigested corn out of your penis and eats it. Again.
My partner was hungry after anal sex. Luckily she had given me a Cobb Salad, so she did a reverse corn cob on me and had a snack. But she was still hungry so she got up and made a sandwich.
Fucking a chick in the ass after she has consumed a large amount of corn. Then pulling out your corn covered dick, and having her eat the corn off your dick as if it was "corn on the cob".
I gave my girlfriend last night the best Nebraskan Corn Cob of all time.