A fork of Rural Dictionary
An individual from the American Midwest who is easily offended due to their unique sensitivities.
I just made a little joke about Chelsea Clinton running for president and John from Idaho spent the next three days crying into his beer. What a cornflake.
A cereal created by Kellogg's, which can be found in any grocery store. Usually eaten in a bowl with milk. A very clear cut word, which does not do well when used with hidden meanings.
Person A: I had cornflakes this morning. They was amazing.
Person B: No way!
Person A: Believe it.
Person B: The cereal?
Person A: The cereal.
An old, tired Conservative, or Republican, that whines about everything.
Mitch McConnell is such a cornflake!
A specific type of booger, resembling a traditional cornflake cereal piece. Typically obtained by depressing one's finger firmly, into the septum of the nose. It is generally made up of standard booger, dried blood and sometimes scab like material.
"Dude, get your finger out of your nose. What are you, digging for gold?"
"Oh man, check out this cornflake..."
"Woah. That's awesome."
A Cornflake is best used to describe a Trump Supporter on social media. Not a republican or conservative, there's a difference. Just like Cornflakes, Trump supporters are politically bland with ideas, emotionally brittle if spoken against, and mentally ridged when expressing themselves. Up close they may be unique, but when you deal with them on social media, they all blend together till you can't tell the difference between them. Their cleverness when they comment on posts only goes as far as using words like "libatard", "Obummer", and "MAGA".... All just to defend a person that is not fit to be president.
Person 1 "Hey did you check out that fake news story on that Fox News link I sent you?"
Person 2 "No way... There's nothing but Cornflakes in those posts making excuses about Trump, and pretending to use facts.