Country Dictionary

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Crap ass sorry rat bastard

it is all of these 3:
The worst being ever
The Godfather
The opposite of me

The Godfather is a Crap ass sorry bastard

by TOC TM OS June 29, 2004

shitty ass craps

The result from eating too much Taco Bell, running to the bathroom and using the whole roll of TP because your shit came out like an exploding rocket and more ended up on your ass then in the toilet.

John must have a case of the shitty ass craps, he has been in the porta john forever.

by reeferdave January 14, 2011

Ass Crap Machine

The Ass Crap Machine is the result of a horrific labratory experiment gone wrong that created the terrifying device, the precise origin and function of which is unknown. However, although the purpose of the machine has yet to be discovered, it is known that once the Ass Crap Machine is activated, it can never be shut off.

You fool! Once the Ass Crap Machine is activated it can never be stopped, forever!

by Cornelious Von Stinktenburg February 21, 2005

Ass-crap

Just underneath crap, which is an overused term.

Your guitar playing is worse than crap. It is ass-crap.

by Weinsist June 29, 2018

ass crap wipe

a booty wipe

the ass crap wipe is smelly like uranus. (read sentence out loud!)

by aye boii March 13, 2017