A fork of Rural Dictionary
A clueless person that calls and NSX a Ferrari and knows nothing abut cars and also calls an alternator a "Turbo" and tries to race their 2005 V6 mustang against a turbo miata.
The non car guy thought his 2005 V6 mustang was fast
A type of guy that are into cars and anime
Person 1: is there anything you’re into besides anime?
Person 2: yep I’m also a car guy myself
Person 1: so that makes you a car guy weeb
Person 2: absolutely right sir
A person who claims they know a lot about cars But tends to only talk about over-popular car brands like Ferrari,Lamborghini,Bugatti,ETC...
Car Guy:Whats your favorite car?
Wannabe:its the Ferrari Veyron
Car Guy:*Face palms* Lets face it you don't know S**t about cars your a Wannabe Car Guy.
Someone who drives an automatic and posts pictures of their car but it looks like the car your grandma owns. their car is about as fast as a lawnmower and only worth about 200 dollars and an Xbox. Their car will be completely stock but they will put stickers like “built not bought” on it. They talk like they know every car ever built and know how to rebuild an entire engine even tho they don’t even know where the oil cap is located.
wannabe car guy : My 1995 Honda will gap you i installed twin turbos and it’s running 50 pounds of boost.
Kim Seokjin, the visual prince? No, he is more like a visual king! Have you ever heard a person can get viral for his look just by getting out of the car? Well, Kim Seokjin the eldest and the very talented member of BTS did this too effortlessly just by getting out of the car with his stunning prince like appearance that has always been there in his DNA.
Do you know Kim Seokjin?
-Yes, of course. That car door guy literally took my breath away.
Car Door Guy is a term to describe Kim Seokjin, a member of BTS. When he got out of his car, everyone was shocked about his visuals. And that’s how he became the “Card Door Guy”
"People call him the car door guy on other sites, I was wondering who it was but turned out to be BTS's Jin!"
A raging idiot who makes himself look cool in front of his "large" girlfriend by getting super angry when someone barely runs into his car and barely bends his license plate. After realizing the minimal damage, car crash guy seems happy, but he sees high school kids laughing at his idiocy and threatens them to look even more cool. The theory is that car crash guy got dumped shortly after. Also used as a verb for a person struggling to take off their hoodie or any other article of clothing.
1. "Look at car crash guy raging again, he just punched that 3 year old for crying" "Yeah that's the fifth time today"
2. "Dude, I wanted to fight that guy so bad, but I just couldn't get my hoodie off in time, he ran away as I was struggling with it" "haha man I can't believe you pulled a car crash guy like that"