Country Dictionary

Come on. It's a good way to harass people.

Pattus- "Oi Craig0, wheres the pizza at?" Craig0- "I'm not getting you pizza" Pattus- "caaaaaaaarnnnnn!!!"

meat, my meata, ding a ling, long john, dick, u kno wat u use to smash chicks but if u don't do that then i guess u can say wat ur hand is fond of

ur friends crackin on u bad and u got no come back u just tell em "mi carne"

Cash, bills, money, loot, etc.

"Hey you wanna go eat at capital grille?" "No man, that shit is mad carne"

1) a ring of stone 2) a college-age virgin 3) a jackass, a fool, a pritter, a dandy, a buffoon

Look at that carns over there! Billy will die a lonely carns. That carns Billy tore his sack while pantomiming sexual acts.

being like or having traits of a carny; originating from the deep south

Travis is so carn, he has a mullet and drives a '91 Camaro IROC-Z. Did we just drink at noon? We are sooo carn!

1. a country way of saying corn. 2. a substance that comes out of your hole in your butt. (synonym: crap, poop, turd)

1. Pass me the carn. 2. I have to take a huge carn.

A variation of ownage, chiefly of the mathematical sort, derived from the great one, the true J.C. himself, Jerry Carnes.

Let's say your test grade was a 54. You would say: Dude, I just got totally "Carnes Owned."