A fork of Rural Dictionary
A cartoon that was a culmination of years of research. The result being a viewing experience that defied the laws of nature by exponentially creating a more evil experience with every minute viewed.
Were someone to watch every episode created in full, the result would be an instantaneous injection of evil directly into their hearts that would cause them to smash the fucking shit out of every animal with a limb, head, genital, or anything vital underneath the heel of their boot.
Have you seen cat dog? Oh you have? No don't shoot my fucking dick off? AHH Why did you shoot my dick off? No don't smash my hamster! You smashed my hamster.
The cutest fucking couple of cats it doesn't matter if Dylans twice her age and on the verge of death. Cat Dog needs a sugar daddy anyways.
Omg have you heard Cat Dog x Dylan is officially canon!?! They're so fucking cute.
which is heavy in quantity,huge,big,laborious
yestarday it rained cats and dogs
Usually referring to a depraved almost-sex act between a girlfriend and boyfriend who haven't had sexual intercourse yet, cat and dog is usually thought up by the boyfriend who is sexually deprived and is looking for a way to release his urges.
The act involves the two parties acting as a cat or as a dog, the female is usually the cat and the male is usually the dog.
The objective of the dog is to 'jump' on things whether it be a couch or objects on the ground but also to jump on the cat (hence why the male is the dog as they are most sexually aggressive) also the dog looks at the cat with puppy dog eyes whenever it wants the cat to play with the dog more.
The objective of the cat is basically to purr every time the dog pats her, but as cats get tired of things very quickly if she gets patted for too long she will scratch the dog .
there are many variations to this depraved act but those are the basics to how Cat and Dog is to be done.
Tim: Man I feel sorry for Misha; I hear he doesn't get any from his girlfriend.
Michael: At least he gets to play Cat and Dog with her!
Tim: Cat and Dog? What the faaaaak?
a secret way of letting a friend know that they have a booger.
a cat is a small one...a dog is a big or huge one.
hey...tara i think i see a cat or dog!
It's raining cats and dogs outside right now
Means it is raining VERY hard.
Shoot! How can I make it to the Airport when it's raining cats and dogs?