A fork of Rural Dictionary
drou-zee shap-uh-rohn
-noun
The act of falling asleep during, or immediately following, masturbation, leaving one's genitalia fully exposed.
1. I must have been more drunk than I thought last night, because I totally pulled a drowsy chaperone.
2. I walked in on my roommate's drowsy chaperone this morning. It was disgusting.
intentionally or unintentionally sitting between a couple or people who are looking to make a play for each other.
I got to the restaurant and just down at the first seat, i didn't realise that Geoff was going to sit there and I ended up sitting chaperone all night with Geoff giving me the evil eye all night.
This is identified as an adult who essentially baby sits another adult to keep them from embarassing themself, their family, and their friends, in public settings. This person might be in charge of limiting drinks, drugs, and flirtatious activity. This person should not be confused with a HATER as they are doing it for the benefit of said person!
Person 1: Man, Tishsa got straight WASTED for her party and doesn't remember a THING about what happened. Person 2: Well, clearly she needed a Social Chaperone but since the rest of her friends were wasted, too, she was on her own!!!
ALL HAIL BENJAMIN, THE ONLY TRUE GOD
ok, this is epic.
benjamin chaperone
A man who realizes he is the third wheel on a date or activity with a romantic interest instead of her friend. As a result the likelihood of any sexual activities drops to zero.
"How was your date with Sandy."
"I thought hanging out with her friend would score me some major bonus points, but I turned into a lesbian chaperon."
This phenomenon can be seen often at Malls and Bars and is often preformed by husbands.
The act of having sexual intercourse while watching your children play
My husband was at work when I went to Mikey's field trip. I was one hell of a Wild Chaperone!
When you masturbate into a puppet while it watches you.
I was feeling particularly lonely the other day and so I gave myself the chaperone.