Country Dictionary

choff

verb - to react viciously in anger quickly without thinking
noun - one who reacts viciously in anger quickly without thinking

I read the first line of her email and choffed the shit out of her with the reply! Then, I realized I took the first sentence completely out of context. I should have read the rest of the email instead of being a fucking choff!

I was trying to explain I was late because I got in a car accident but my boss choffed the fuck out of me before I could even get a word in... What a choff!

choffe

See chauff, though this is the correct spelling.

Billy, rake the leaves.

Oh choffe, mom! *shoots*

choff

to wastefully torch a bowl of marijuana

oh, man! you choffed my last bud of KB!

Choff Monkey

A large, buff, young male that wears muscle shirts, shorts, longs socks, sneakers, and a hat to the side so that he resembles a monkey. Often extremely douchey.

Dude, I literally just heard that choff monkey say that libraries are the second most legit place after the gym.

Onky Choff

To perform oral sex. Originates from the words 'onk' and 'choff' which have the same meaning.

'Phworrr! Look at her, I wouldn't say no to an Onky Choff'

On arriving in Spain or Ibiza 'Hurry up Pedro, I've got to get to bar Onky Choff!'

Choff

It's the sound of when you melt but you're not a Vaporeon.

I choff every time he bonks my head.