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Chonga

A girl (mainly a Hispanic girl) who has their eyebrows drawn in, and lip liner up to their nostrils. They often wear social security jewerly (they contain so much information on them ex. baby, sexy, mama, and sometimes even their name). They wear tight brazilian jeans, white or black, with a bright thong that sticks out. They have more gel than they do hair, because their hair is often damaged from dying it since they were two years old. They sport the Ivy Queen nails (longer than their own fingers), and wear more make-up than MAC can produce. A chongo is the male equivalent of a chonga.

"Ivy Queen is such a chonga"

by Katherine49 March 26, 2007

Chonga

The Spanish Version of the already well known Hood Rat.

A chonga is ghetto.
She acts tough and sometimes can be quite slutty.

She disses girls who she believes are inferior to her. She glues her hair down and wears fake gold hoops.

also look up chongalicious or hoodrat

by DollFace1950 August 16, 2008

chonga

Those girls in Florida that take makeup tips from Vampira and fashion tips from Kelly Bundy. By 15 they are the illegitimate mothers of 5 different kids by 5 different deadbeat underachieving papi chulos, and they can be seen frequenting the Mall of the Americas, in line at the welfare office, or feeding their babies Cheetohs and Budweiser. They're called cholas/cholitas in California, Chavettes in England, Neds in Scotland and Skangers in Ireland.

You see that chonga over there, Candy? The hospital said her baby Tuffy's brain was 80% formed, but Candy figured that was pretty good because 80% is like a B- and that's better than anything she ever got on before she had Tuffy.

by your dog March 25, 2008

Chonga

A Cuban-American from Miami who only wears clothes from U.S. Tops, wears tight bright colored Brazilian jeans, lots of gold, long fake nails, with a refy attitude. She thinks she's a gangster but only gets fucked by gangsters. See ref.

Chonga: Bro, what the fuck are you looking at?
Non-Chonga: Nothing. Why?
Chonga: No, it's just that I see you looking at me like "what the fuck". What the fuck?
Non-Chonga: Ok?
Chonga: Estop looking at me! I'm going to get crazy on your ass if you don't estop fucking looking at me, perra!
Non-Chonga: (Walks away and then gets her ass beaten from behind)

by Gerald and Stretch November 09, 2006

Chongas

A females breasts.

"Bro I went over to her house and sucked her chongas"

by Young Cheese March 10, 2018

Chonga

Not a friend, not a girlfriend, but someone you're having regular sexual interaction with.

'hey Baz what's goin' on between you and Mel'
'not much hey she's just my cheeky chonga.'
'yeah sweet'

by chongo4lyf August 18, 2017

chonga

a cheerleader at murphy that says shes not mexi even though she is. she also uses chocolate bronzer

jessy: "have u seen sandra today?"
shannon: "yeah she looks like a total chongaaaa."
jessy: "heard that!"

by squarehead13 November 24, 2010