A fork of Rural Dictionary
Outside of a Dog it doesn’t get much more loyal that this Cannon Cock sledgehammer between the legs packin ass smooth talking vagina pounding Aristocrat. Women love him and men want to be like him. It is rumored that women dream of his member once they’ve had it.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...