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clam digger

Lesbian
Dyke
Rug muncher
Carpet muncher
Taco troller

That one there!! In the red plaid shirt! She's a clam digger!

by Aunt/Aunteater January 04, 2004

Clam-diggers

Some define this word as shpants. For those who do, you're fully wrong. Clam-diggers are those horrible pants that just look liek they are about 6 inches too short for you. Clam-diggers do not flatter anyone. Purchase a "What not to wear" book to confirm that clam-diggers do not flatter. See the real definition for shpants defined by Claire

Wow, I have never seen someone look so horrible in pants that are too small. What are they called again? Oh yes, Clam-diggers. Let's go knock that person down, take their pants, and creamate them.

by Claire February 22, 2004

clam digger

Boys who like girls who like girls. Similar to "Fag Hag" for girls who like boys who like boys.

Joe is sure digging Tina. Doesn't he know she's a muff-muncher? He's such a clam digger.

by clamless August 14, 2006

clam digger

mans large cock with flat type head.....

vacation in long beach washington my girl pick up a BIG clam & said " Look at that clam digger "

( long beach washington is the longest beach in the world )

by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006

Mississippi Clam Digger

A complex sexual position in which the male sticks his penis into the female's ear, and places his foot into her vagina and "digs." All of this is performed while the male is washing the female's hair and eating a corndog at the same moment.

Based on the amount of corndogs and shampoo at her apartment, I knew she would be into the Mississippi Clam Digger!

by Rick_Diculous April 02, 2009

Shelby Clam-Digger

When a stripper inserts her middle finger into her anus and then places it into a customers mouth, without them being aware of where the finger actually was. This act is typically only done when the customer has upset the girl in some way, and usually used during a private dance.

Larry: Wow, that guy was a real asshole!

Cindy: He was so rude! That's why he got the Shelby Clam-Digger!

by 4yoularry November 22, 2011

Nigger nigger clam digger

A man-whore. Someone you catch plowing your wife.

You’ve got stink dick! Nigger nigger clam digger!

by BaronTvirus May 24, 2019