A fork of Rural Dictionary
A homosexual sex game involving two (usually big black) men sword fighting (clashing) their massive Weiners which they call their "clans", hence the name
Guy one: So... Watcha wanna do?
Guy two: wanna play clash of clans?
Guy one: ok
*Both teams pull out dicks*
Guy two: gosh, Jared, your clan is tiny
Notification: Clash of clans: chief! Your base is being raided by 驱逐舰真棒!
Clash of Clans, also known as COC or coc or cock or koc or cok or ok or oc.
"Hey, are you playing with your coc again?"
"YEAH! My coc is soo big! I can destroy thomas! Muhahaha. Hehe coc big."
"Oh I love Clash of Clans."
An addictive game where you build your own village and train unrealistic troops and let them die when you try to attack another player's village.
Person A: Hey i just played clash of clans and all my troops died :(
Person B: how can you like clash of clans? Its such a crappy game.
A pretty Ok "Strategy" game if you must, but became wildly popular worldwide for unknown reasons.
Why is everyone crazed by Clash of Clans? I can think of better games like Castle Clash and Super Mario world 3
The place men say they are gonna be playing with the homies but they mean they are gonna FUCK SOME HOE. ( NABEEL I KNOW YOU ARE FUCKING ONE OF YOUR HOES)
Me: I love you
Him: brb gotta attack. Yk clash of clans nothing else don’t worry.
Me: okayyy mister be right back then 🥺
Him: do you like licking Nutella off my balls 😍
“ clash of clans” : * chokes on his balls and a chuck of slimy Nutella slides down her throat*
Him: are you done hoe, I need to go back and talk to what’s her name. OH RIGHT DUMB WHORE IS WAITING...
The best game ever made. 你為什麼要翻譯這個？ 但是部落衝突勝過你的生命！ 在你的屁股上 raided your village
Person 1: Damn this game "Clash of clans" is so good
Person 2: yeah bettet than your life