A fork of Rural Dictionary
North East England colloquial term used to replace the unit of imperial measure of a Stone in weight.
That big girl over there must weight at least 30 clem.
Someone who isn't very good at powerboating, but passed their dinghy instructor's.
"Oh god, there's a Clem at the helm"
hella lit boyfriend. adorable. sometimes jelly, but that's adorable. never fails to make me smile even when I'm sad. super supportive. has a nice hairdo. I'd wish for more clems on earth but I want clem to be only mine. I love you clem. please never change.
Lena: So I'm writing this shitty definition even though I know it will get lotta hate. Also Lena: Oh right, Clem's worth it.
1)A term for an employee or co-worker who is slower than most and often makes many mistakes even after considerable time on the job. The term Clem can be said to there face because they are often unaware what it means. 2)A term for a friend, roommate, hallmate, or general acquaintance that makes dumb decisions when sober and even dumber decisions when drunk and continues to make such dumb decisions because they black-out and forget what they have done the previous night.
"Wow Rickey is such a Clem he went up to Emily's room last night and tried to open her door by rubbing his dick on her door knob."
a hillbilly hick who's dumber than shit
I hope this trip in the woods will not be like "Deliverance" I don't wanna get raped by a clem.