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coconut

A less harsh of a way to call someone an idiot.

Teacher: People are starving in countries out in Africa and Southeast Asia. *Points to student. So, Kevin, what can we do to help these starving people?
Kevin: Uhhh, maybe we can teach them how to cook?
Teacher: No, coconut! How can we teach these people how to cook if they don't have food in the first place?!

by mr_manatee July 05, 2016

The Coconut

A new trending dance move created by Mr. Stew that is done by putting one hand up in a curved way and the other hand below the stomach you then move your hips and alternate your hands to the beat

Have you seen that new lil uzi music video! They were all hitting “the coconut

by Daddy Carl July 30, 2019

Coconuts

Something that can be gripped by a 5 oz. bird.

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

by pseudonym March 20, 2004

Coconut

Spelling out coconut with your hips while riding a dick

Girl im tryna coconut my man

by Sexguru24:7 July 17, 2019

Coconut

Someone who has brown skin, but is actually the whitest person you will ever meet.

Nitasha is such a coconut.

by BossAssBitch22 October 07, 2014

coconut

BROWN SKINNED PERSON WHO THINKS HES WHITE.

YOUR A FREAK-EN COCONUT.

by MR.CHORIZO October 10, 2014

coconut

a round food that hangs on palm trees

coconut is yum

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016