A fork of Rural Dictionary
Old twats that stink of stale piss and always complain that they are hard-up whilst having thousands of pounds stached away in shoeboxes all round their house, waiting for bogus inspectors to steal it and spend the bloody thing.Usually to be found hogging benches in precincts - ciggy in one hand and a Gregg's pasty in the other!
Let me on the bus first young man !
You may have been at the front of the queue but I'm old !
One of the many chav words meaning 'Old Person'
Oi check out dat coffin dodger ova der lets go mug im
Soldier or military person that has a reputation for surviving situations that no one usually gets away with.
That guy is a coffin dodger , stay away from him.