A fork of Rural Dictionary
A country in which most people are proud of. Colombia is known for having the most beautiful people, they are known for coffee, emeralds, flowers, and many other things such as their amazing food and their dancing. Colombia is also known to have "the happiest people in the world," but that's not exactly true, we would rather be called the most "cheerful". We love to dance, whether it be Salsa, Merengue, Bachata, Cumbia, Vallenato, et. al. We take pride in our dancing and our music. We also take pride in our athletes, especially considering that we have on of the best soccer teams in the world. We also have many outstanding athletes such as Caterine Ibargüen and Nairo Quintana who hold world records. Sometimes you may hear "No wonder you're so beautiful" when you say you're Colombian, the reason is because Colombia has some of the most beautiful women in the world. Take for example Shakira, Sofia Vergara, Catherine Siachoque, or Carmen Villalobos. We also have some attractive men, such as Fabian Rios, James Rodriguez, or Maluma.
"Did you see Colombia play in the World Cup back in 2014?" "Damn she's gorgeous.. She had to be from Colombia.." "I wanna go visit Colombia."
Sexy lips and great sex …. Quiet 🤫 the epitome of the American man . If you ever coke across a Colombia . Keep him close ❤️❤️
Please read this....I hate to make this look like a chatroom because of my response to the heat I've been receiving (I guess I deserve it as well), but I figured I just HAVE to respond, and thus let people know what I truly am. To start with, I am sorry for my opinionism intruding when I was defining Colombia. By nature, Colombia is a beautiful country. Latin countries are beautiful generally. What I like about Colombia is their coffee, which is the finest in the world. I am sorry that I said it's "the most dangerous country in the world". Iraq really is, but that's because it's under anarchy. I only said it was dangerous because of what it's going through, and that for Americans it's dangerous. The truth is, I only know what I hear & read about Colombia. What makes Colombia so dangerous is that the FARC has waged a decades-long war with the current government, and I heard about how American tourists are "held for ransom". The truth to this is that there are said to be bounties placed on American tourists, possibly by the FARC....and the rewards are high. I have noticed that there are lots of places in Colombia that are actually impoverished, and it is understandable that one would do anything for money, especially if they have a dying family. I just don't believe that Americans should be thee target to kill. I personally am fed up with how Americans are bashed left and right, and in essence, the reason they are hated and despised is because they exist. Also, just so you know : I NEVER SAID I HATED COLOMBIA. I DON'T HATE ANYONE OR ANYTHING. HATRED IS A FOOL'S WAY. If the FARC can be dealt with, Colombia would be a much safer country. The reason the US doesn't help is because we believe in freedom, and even privacy. Therefore we don't barge into a country without proper negotiations. America is NOT an empire like everyone loves to think nowadays. So I thought I'd clear this up. Once again, I am sorry. And also once again : I DON'T HATE COLOMBIA (I love their coffee, and I'm certain that, like in other latin countries, their women are beautiful, but then again I am a lady-lover). You guys may hate me, but I don't hate you.
"If you don't want to accept my apologies, that's OK too. But take my advice : if you stoop to hatred, then you're no different from those who hate you & your country." -me
The best place on earth, it is near the equator and Is hot 24/7. You should live there.
Person 1: Guess where I’m going on vacation to Person 2: COLOMBIA THE BEST PLACE ON EARTH
A bunch of Puntas that tried to copy the Ecuadorian flag but no one in the entire shit-hole could replicate the intricate logo in the middle.
"Wow, all my loved ones died and I lost all my worldly possessions along with my arms, legs, and dick" "At least your not from Colombia" "Very True."
A beautiful south American Country bordering Panama, Ecuador, Venezuela and Peru. Known for beautiful girls, nice beaches, the best coffee, and the finest emeralds. Main language is Spanish and main religion is Christian Catholicism IT USED TO BE A VERY DANGEROUS COUNTRY in the 80s and 90s when Pablo Escobar was around, but not anymore. Countries like Mexico and Brazil are now more dangerous.
Colombia has the most species of birds than anywhere else in the world.
If you’re ever lucky to find someone with the name Colombia, keep them. They are a nerdy character with a little cute smile. Colombia dosent like to fit it with the crowd they like to hide in the back with a bunch of weirdos. Colombia isn’t pretty/handsome at all, they aren’t noticed by anyone special which makes Colombia happy. Colombia doesn’t want to be noticed. By keep Colombia as a friend and they will appreciate you.
Ew look it’s Colombia that weirdo