A fork of Rural Dictionary
a man, who through adding a false neck and head into the hood of his sweatshirt appears very tall, at random of seeing this man, a funky jam will play, with that playing, the man may have nice dance moves. (Also murderer of Mr.Funk)
"It's cool guy!" Or "Why cool guy, whyyyyy"
Gamer. The exact opposite of a chad yet resonates the same energy of dominance and masculinity.
Damn, Alex is such a cool guy. He 100% completed Breath of the Wild!
A total tool; a guy who swears he's cool but everyone else knows he's a complete and utter scrub.
Person 1: Bro, he's such a COOL GUY. Person 2: I know, he wouldn't shut up about his acoustic guitar and how good he is at MMA. Person 1: I know right? What a tool.
A poser, loser, wanna-be, f'tard who thinks they're being oh so cool on their new motorcycle or in their brand new mustang. they have "badass" hairstyles, and make loud noise when the situation doesn't call for it. they need attention and hope they'll get lucky with any girl that gives them a look of disgust. when you say cool-guy, you need to emphasize the double o's in the word. It ends up sounding like "coo-guy" but with a faint "L" at the end and make it sound really sarcastic. I don't fuckin care that you have a brand new Ducati, brand new Oakleys, and a "sexy" mohawk, you're only 15 years old you dumbass! You're not cool!
Kid 1: school was boring as hell today Kid 2: I know, Calculus sucks... Cool-Guy: (roars up the street on his motorcycle with his backpack on from the school day) Kid 1: Cool-Guy right there, wish i could be like him Kid 2: Fo sho, wish i was a Cool-Guy...what a loser