A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term used in the sport of pickleball to describe the score of a game played to 15 points in which the losing team fails to score a single point while the winning team achieves 15 points. In a traditional pickleball game, a team who loses 0-11 got "pickled"; the sports vernacular for getting "blanked", "bageled" or any other any terminology that describes a team's ineptitude to achieve even a minimum number of attainable points. Coppelling is different in that the same logic applies but in a game where the winner is the first to score 15 while the losing team has 0 points.
ADVERB
"Boy, these old people at the nursing home are terrible at playing pickleball. We are about to coppell the crap out of them"
"Did you hear about Rick and Raheem on the court today? They had a rough one. They got coppelled by Boris and Aaron and it wasn't pretty."
ADJECTIVE
"I had a really bad Valentine's Day last year. Stacy broke up with me, my dog died, I have a nasty rash that took two weeks to clear and my car broke down. It's as if the gods themselves coppelled the holiday."