A fork of Rural Dictionary
The home of an elite group of scholars at whom Harvard students laugh from ages 18-22, and work for until retirement.
Assistant: "Hey boss, didn't you go to Cornell University?"
CEO: "Yes, get me a coffee."
Where hopeful youth go to have their aspirations obliterated. See: antonyms for Disneyworld, Utopia
Neil: "Yo, dude! I'm goin to Cornell!"
Brian: "Can I have your stereo after you jump off the bridge?"
Real solid person, loyal to everyone and everything he does. Loves to have money and is a huge money maker named after a college so usually he is smart. A person the ladies love and a sex god.
The colors dude ever fucks all the bitches gets money smoke weed and beat niggas he gets so much pussy that when bitches see him thy automatically give it up he lives in Maryland where he be trappin in the cut
DudE I wish I was a cornell
Dad when I grow up I wanna be just like Cornell
Men my girl say she only like Cornell's
To provide a family member or other relation with a restricted facebook profile for some corny or illicit reason, such as hiding drug use or other illegal activity, or to avoid being mocked for dating ugly women.
I was checking Facebook and it turns out he cornelled me.