A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term used to describe extremist conservatives that get offended by every statement and/or belief that doesn't exactly match their own. These individuals think that everyone should be uniform, plain, and boring like cornflakes, when really their feelings are just as fragile.
"Look, it's a man kissing another man! Jesus would not approve!"
"Someone get the cornflake out of here, please"
The act of drying ones jizz in an appropriate container, in order to sprinkle it onto something.
Steve totally cornflaked all over my pillow.
A rich idiot.
After Boris Johnson, Eton-educated mayor of London, who called poor people stupid, claiming that the bigger cornflakes tended to end up at the top of the packet.
He then failed three IQ questions on live radio.
A: Did you hear what Boris Johnson said today?
B: He's such a cornflake.
A term made up by a liberal snowflake as a false equivalency to the term snowflake.
Healey, "Look, a man kissing another man! Jesus would not approve! "
Steve, "Someone get the cornflakes out of here, please."
Gordo, "What about Hillary and Bengazi?"
Jim, "McCain was awesome and I hate white people."
Djino, "Hookers."
Hooter, "Shut up Steve and Jim"
A source of contention between Norwegian black metal musicians. To declare your preference for "soft" or "soggy" cornflakes is to express a desire to branch out as a musician and explore the possibilities of artistic maturation. To steadfastly swear allegiance to crispy cornflakes is to commit to stabbing your musical rival in the head and committing arson.
The topic of cornflakes can also be usefully employed to deter metal guys from boring you with their inane banter.
How do you like your cornflakes?
When your crazy, angry ex writes a nasty angry note on the back of a cereal packet and posts it through your door.
“Dude I’ve just been cornflaked by my ex.”