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The act of unloading ones jizz pistol into both hands and then miming the breaking of an egg over your partners face, letting the "egg whites" drip onto them.
"Make sure you Crack an Egg on her, for me."
Spreading someone's ass cheeks apart.
Before he went to eat her ass he had to crack an egg.
When you're hitting it from the back and right before you cum you hop on her back tap your dick on the back of their head twice then cum on top of her head so it drizzles down her forehead.
Bro I was fucking Layla last night and I ended up cracking an egg on her head.
fertilize my eggs; impregnate me
I want the villain from Black Panther to crack my eggs
When something is really funny, it is "cracking my eggs".
"That joke is cracking my eggs."
When a trans person realizes that they are trans.
Person 1: You know, after looking at Egg_IRL, I realized I'm trans.
Person 2: So you have a cracking egg?
The act of unloading ones sack onto a woman's face
"What does cracking eggs mean?" James Marriott asked
"Oh damn, I've never even been near a woman"