A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. (verb) Shooting a massive load up a woman's vagina, causing your submarine to be soaked in cream; a supersized creampie. 2. (plural noun) A circle jerk of sex deprived sailors, who have most likely been at sea for months without seeing a woman, ending with an unholy bukkake on the captain in the middle, who is on his knees, wearing red lipstick and a blonde wig.
(Verb) Jake: Hey Phil! How was the night with Sasha? Phil: It was alright. We were creamin' seamen all night long. Jake: It was alright? You sound like you had a great time bro! Phil: Yeah, but we stained her mom's new carpet, Sasha's super pregnant now, and I have HIV. Jake: Damn. (Noun) Butt Pirate Phil: Arr me matey! Let's raid this ship and take all her booty! Ass Captain Jake: (Hands Phil the spyglass) Behold! These are no ordinary sailors! These are creamin' seamen! Not even Ass Bandits would interrupt such a sacred ritual of loneliness and virginity! Butt Pirate Phil: Mmm... I gotta get me a piece of that ass! Ass Captain Jake: Phil! That is not the way a Butt Pirate speaks on my ship! Butt Pirate Phil: Sorry.
Getting an ice cream, usually with a good friend.
"We creamin?" "Bet your sweet little gembrooke ass we creamin" "Does Steph cream?" "On holiday she creams pretty much every day"