A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you masturbate, ejaculate and fall asleep before cleaning up your discharge,... then have to clean it off yourself when you wake up and everything has dried.
I was watching Sabado Gignate last night before bed, got really tired while I was wanking it and Crispy Creamed myself.
Term for a Caucasian person extremely sun burnt. Because they are 'burnt to a crisp' and cream is white.
A combination of the 'dutch oven' and a 'cream pie'. You fart, then pull the covers over the "victim" and shoot a load on their face while cooking the cream pie in the oven you just made.
She said I wasn't freaky enough so I pulled out the Crispy Cream when she was sleeping.
deep-fried semen. Ususally made out of ignorance or idiocy.
"Why the hell did you make crispy cream you dumbass?"
To be sharp! Fresh! To be clean as hell. It's a play
on the donut shop & a compliment.
Bro., if you gonna hang with me
you better come crispy cream like donuts.