A fork of Rural Dictionary
A douche bag who thinks he can do tricks on television like float and walk on water. But he is a fraud just like a person who can do card tricks.
Criss Angel is a douchbag
Criss Angel is what some people call an "illusionist", although I prefer to think of him as a comedian, because there is no way that he takes himself seriously. His "stunts" are performed in front of a "live audience" which mostly consists of gullible ditzy girls and/or druggies in a city park; this is why the people on his show believe that he can really pull a woman's torso off and have her two halves walk away. While entertaining, his act is clearly not real. If you believe he went through a wood chipper, you've got a problem.
Criss Angel has a show called Mindfreak that is really hard to watch without falling out of your seat from intense lawling.
You're getting someone from behind and then in the middle of the act get a fruit, vegetable, or random object that is a shaped like your member and jam into into the hole and then scream and jump off of the bed. If it is a girl it is also known as the Houdini.
My Boyfriends penis fell off in my butthole, and said he was Criss Angel.
Dean: Criss Angel is a douche bag. Sam: They already know Dean.. They read the title of the episode. (What's this fourth wall you speak of? Never heard of it.)
the hottest most sexiest illusionist in the world. He idolizes Houdini and just hearing the name of him can get a teenage girls' hormones rising faster than you can blink. thats how sexy he is. he's only 40 years old and looks like a 25 year old man!
girl1: hey wat ya watchin? girl2: criss angel mindfreak *girl one starts breathing frantically* g2: hey you okay? g1: NO take me to the hospital!
1)to be mind f*cked. 2) ones mind being f*cked.
Being talked to by a random male/female in a British accent all night. Then at the end of the night they talk in their normal accent. One would respond to this by, "Dude you just Criss Angeled me."