A fork of Rural Dictionary
A “Crusty Dusty Midget” Is a small smelly and shittey human that will come in your house and take the crust of your PB&J and take a number 2 on your bathroom that will leave it dusty.
You are a Crusty Dusty Midget...
Crusty dusty hoofs are disgustingly buzzing hands or feet with more cheese and dirt on them than Dai down the roads bellend!
Oi, you! Get ya crusty dusty hoofs of ma Lonsdale tracksuit!
A real old fella or young fella named gabbo
whatta crusty dusty dinosaur
Wen the female vigina has crusty dried cum left in his/her vigina abd dusty is the physical smell and look of a nasty aroma of the vigina
Commin in stripers, hoes, and female escort
Yo that bitch was crusty and dusty last night im no kidding she was
Do you know that creepy uncle? Him!
You: You know Uncle Gary?
Sister: He's so weird!
You: You know Uncle Gary?
Sister: He's so weird! Such a creepy crusty dusty old man!!