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cucumbers

Long green vegetables that can be used in salads or as a dildo. Common among stuck-up jill-offs and crotchety old ladies.

Alex said he saw Mrs. Duboise buy the 6 longets cucumbers at the Fruit Market yesterday morning.

by RatchetBoo June 21, 2003

cucumber

Dangerous dildo for one who is gay. Emergency rooms report numerous cases were aggresive users got carried away with the veggie, had it slipout of their hands, and turn sideways in the colon. Only a doctor could remove it.

The embarrassment of having the cucumber removed from LeRoy's ass was worse than the medical procedure it took to retrieve the lost veggie.

by Richard Black May 01, 2005

Cucumbering

To get a cucumber and forcefully shove it up a hole on a humanoid and wiggle or rub in a up and down motion until it is very moist then licking it

I told the alien cucumbering was fun and he said he wants to try it

by Jimcucumberbatchman March 27, 2017

Cucumber

The solid form of water

I hate cucumber, it's just solid water

by I_am_poggers October 29, 2021

cucumbering

to finger someone, to be fingered

1)He was cucumbering me while I was against the tree.

by laura =) May 04, 2006

Cucumber

The coldest vegetable. Approximately -10 degrees.

We love cucumbers at -30 degrees.

by ZachFonaas July 17, 2014

cucumbered

a person who is absolutely hammered,locked, a mess, in a looban,really ridiculously drunk but merry all the same

dude, i was so unbelieveably cucumbered lastnight, i think i actually ate a whole cupboard of food!

by anniston February 15, 2010