Country Dictionary

DFS Also known for dirty face syndrome which is a condition which filthy feral people get if they never wash her face I’ll take care of themselves.

Oh damn what’s wrong with her face? Dude she has DFS.

Damn Fucking Straight

These amazeballs are amazeballs. DFS.

Dead Fish Syndrome

Tom: Look how Justin's just laying there. Adam: He's got DFS

A fake condition of the foot from tan line made by wearing flip flop sandals in excess in the sun that gives the apperance of having extremely dirty feet.

Look how fucking dirty her feet look, must be DFS.

Dead Fuckin Serious

Dude 1: Damn homie slept wit dat piece last night. Dude 2: You DFS?

Driven fucking snow. As in, pure as the driven fucking snow. Whenever something is innocent, you say that it is as pure as the driven snow. However, when you know that something is obviously not innocent and pure, you would say oh yeah, you're as pure as the driven fucking snow.

Paris Hilton, pure as the driven fucking snow.

DFS short for Doucher Face Syndrome When you don't even know a guy, but you can already tell that he is a douchebag. i.e. any guy that wears his collar popped, has a barbed wire tatoo on his arm, or wears designer clothes to impress girls, etc...

At a party... guy #1- do you know who that is? guy #2- i have no clue, but he looks like he has major DFS