A fork of Rural Dictionary
A notorious warzone cowboy clan that take no prisoners and fucks every cowboy butt in sight. Typically you can find them in farmland looking for fresh guile butt or hanging out with their cocks out on top of hospital. Be warned, these dick hards will drop your pants and fuck your butt so fast your head spins
Let’s drop hospital. Fuck, wait nooo!! The Dick Hard Cow Boys are already there!!
1) to tell someone to fuck off by means of ignoring them, and giving there drama zero attention.
2) to stand firm on your conviction. that your right no matter what anyone else says
todd is begging to come over, but Im gona keep my dick hard. hes not invited.
What one says when one has had enough of someone's shit with whom they are conversing electronically.
Popularized by a prank caller on YouTube who recorded previous soundboarded phone calls against an irate black man. Using said recordings, the prankster called the irate black man and proceeded to use the man's own prerecorded voice to prank call himself. The defined phrase was uttered in the slew of hilarious, foul-mouthed ramblings of the man.
Search 'Irate Black Guy Calls Himself' on YouTube to hear the phrase.
I AIN'T NEVA BEEN CALLIN YO CRIB! NAH FUCK DAT! MA DICK HARD MEET ME SOMEWHERE, MOTHA FUCKUH!
when you get your hopes up for somethin. not necessarily sex.
we're not goin to the club? damn, and you had my dick all hard and shit...
To give it to someone straight no matter the consequences.
Tom: "What do you think of this food"
Jim: "Do you want the hard dick?"
Tom: "yes I spent a while cooking it I want the truth!"
Jim: "it's fucking horrible."
Either:
a) A misspelling for hard disk. Usually ends up extremely funny to whoever is reading it because of the second definition...
b) A erection.
a) (as you might see on a tech support forum somewhere) my hard dick wont boot up?!?!?!? what's wrong!?#@?? help!!!!
b) Viagra will give you a hard dick...
HARD DICK- noun
Middle aged to older man, usually divorced multiple times, frequents bars that cater to a much younger, hipper crowd. Will be found leaning against the prime drink ordering spot at the bar. This is to insinuate himself into conversations between younger, clearly out of his league, women, with what he thinks is witty banter. This Hard Dick will be shot down repeatedly, even by very intoxicated women.
Typical attire will include: Member’s Only jacket, polo shirt, poly blend slacks, and boat shoes.
Accoutrements: Wall Street Journal, Blackberry, Corvette key fob with a Honda car key, watch that appears to be a Rolex but will either be a knock off or the least expensive model made.
Irritates all bartenders with his overly familiar comments, and does not tip well. Male equivalent to the Female “Bar Fly.” Must be swept out with the trash.
If you are approached by the Hard Dick, a stern “NO!” accompanied by a sharp snap of the fingers will stun him long enough to make an escape. Do not accept his offer of a cocktail, as this only encourages further conversation and bad behavior.
“I don’t care how thirsty you are Trix! If you take that beer, that Hard Dick will follow us around all night. He’s a total cock block.”