Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Dodging

When you are not interested in someone and dont answer their calls or texts.

Damon: Who you Dodging?
Jeremy: This girl Ana. she could be ,uh, persistent.
Damon: Is she hot?
Jeremy: Yeah, Yeah, but she can be wierd.
Damon: Hot trumps wierd, Trust me.

This example is in The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Episode 13 "Children of the Damned".

by Lemonboss February 20, 2018

Dodge

A nerd slang word often used as a way to "deflect" offensive jokes or uncomfortable situations.

Guy 1. "So what did you and your girl do last night?"
Guy 2. "Im just gonna dodge that."

by GutenTagFaust September 08, 2010

dodge

can be used for in place of any word that you could still comprehend context

ex.
"I keep spare dodge in my pocket"
"Irina's on dodge"
"Dodge helps Allie get quick"
"Erin tastes better when shes on dodge"

by Thumper May 30, 2004

Dodge

Dam old dilapidated garbge eater

It's the newer dodges

by szm119 November 04, 2008

dodgely

Something that is not good, broken or Pants'ed

only an oracle can resolve the issue

hey man thats one dodgely setup system

by The Evo Oracle October 06, 2010

Dodge

a place you need to get the fuck out of. OR a shitty car/truck company, known for breaking down frequently

guy #1: whats that place we need to get the fuck out of?
guy#2: Dodge.
guy#1: right. thanks

OR Example 2

Dodge guy: hey! see my 06 Charger?? i got it three months ago!
non dodge guy: niice, i heard that they break down lots though.
Dodge guy: nah man this thing runs like a dream
(proceeds to drive off, getting halfway down the street when the oil pan falls off.)
non Dodge guy: some dream.

by Bushpig3 February 05, 2010

dodge

(1)manufacturer of the "Decrepit", a full-size sedan notorious for making more road noise than a go cart, cheap ass plastic that breaks during standard use, eats brake pads and linings like they were marshmallows.
(2) see "Check Engine".

If you want to get to know your car repairman on a first-name basis, buy a Dodge.

by Rick August 08, 2003