A fork of Rural Dictionary
God awful smelling farts that normally follow after Corn Dog Breakfast.
After my late night and corn dog breakfast, i continued playing call of duty, trying not to gag from jon's baby killing corn dog farts.
When you tuck it back and let one rip.
I was pretending to be buffalo bill from silence of the lambs and let somea hot dog farts go.
Flatulence that sounds like canines fighting.
The chili caused a dog fight fart Fiesta among the soccer players.
A fart that is comparable to a fresh pile that a dog has just pushed out. Usually a fowel smell that has the potential to clear a large room of people. Not to be confused with a normal smelly fart. Dog shit farts make the farter want to itch his sphincter after release similar to a dog trying to wipe it's ass using the rug or carpet. This term is also known as a DSF.
"Mike had ruined my dinner because he had a dog shit fart in the kitchen"
1) A canine prone to gastronomical expulsion. (I.E. A Terrier with a propensity for excreting air fouled by long term entrapment within the colon.)
2) An irritating boyfriend.
1) Pass the Ly-Sol, Jim-Bob! Something just crawled up that Fart Dog of yours ass and died!
2) Get OUT of my ass pocket, fart dog!
An immensely popular series of children's books written by William Kotzwinkle and Glenn Murray with illustrations by Audrey Colman. Walter is an ugly but lovable mutt rescued from the dog pound by two warm-hearted children. However, Walter has a problem, he is constantly farting the most ghastly farts one has ever smelled, which almost send him back to the pound until he proves his worth by foiling a couple of house-breakers with his awful gas.
The Walter franchaise has five entries thus far: "Walter the Farting Dog," "Trouble at the Yard Sale," "Rough Weather Ahead For Walter the Farting Dog," "Walter the Farting Dog Goes on a Cruise," and "Walter the Farting Dog Banned From the Beach." All have made it on the New York Times Bestseller List.
Each time a new Walter the Farting Dog book comes out, we gather around at bedtime and I read about Walter's newest exploits it to my excited children, as they make wonderful bedtime stories.