A fork of Rural Dictionary
If you need shoes, look for Darek. If you need to find out who stole your shoes, look for Darek. If your girl has new shoes, she’s probably fucking with Darek.
My girlfriend just bought new Nike shoes.
Don’t worry man, my wife sucked Darek too.
The smartest software developer you can possibly find on planet Earth.
That's too difficult. Only Darek can solve that problem.