A fork of Rural Dictionary
Kiss a depressed persons day is on March 15
Person 1: what day is it today?
Person 2: it’s kiss a depressed persons day, Kiss me lover!
A Depression much different then your average I haven’t showered in two weeks depression. People may take these showers to be alone or to cry, or just to sit in the hot water for an hour and overthink everything questioning their existence. Showers are usually taken 2-3 times a day.
Bob: I haven’t showered in 3 weeks I- I smell like shit
Tiffany: lmao I showered 3 hours ago and I plan to do it again.
Bob: and that’s on 2 showers a day depressed
September 3rd because of the birth of satan.
woman: why are you sad?
man: because it's depression day!