A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most annoying "come back" ever made. Usually used by 9-12 year olds.
John: Look, Daniel you have to do something, The project is due tomorrow and you haven't done anything.
Daniel: Did I ask?
If some one writes this they hate you and you should hate them . It is the most obnoxious thing ever
“I just got new shoes.” “did I ask.”
Only say this if you suck and no one likes you
Tim: Did I Ask? eehehehhehehehe
everyone else: shut up
An comeback that is nearly impossible to counter, as it’s so blatant and often catches its opponents off guard.
“I just got a puppy for Christmas! This is the greatest day of my li-“
“Did I ask?”
“...shut up Stewart.”
House mate 1: "Did you take out the trash?"
House mate 2: "Did I fuck"
House mate 1: "For fuck sake"
When you tell someone something in a perfectly clear voice and they don't understand it or hear it correctly. Or they may say, "what did you say?"
Your response is, "did I stutter?!" And say it in a sharp tone...
Jenn: I think you smell like a wet fart.
John: What did you say?
Jenn: Did I stutter?!