A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who "sucks up" to one another, always agreeing with that person for something in return i.e. power. Thus, they are "riding" that individual's dick.
Senator John McCain rides the media's dick, agreeing with them anytime he can. Therefore, he is a dickrider.
N. The polar opposite of a hater. someone who will praise their favorite band/artist/actor/athlete as if they were Jesus of Nazareth, and take any criticism of that person as a personal insult.
Guy 1: Dude Lil Wayne is really overrated. he's not deep at all, and knows no other topics other than guns, weed, and sex. Guy 2: OMG STOP HATING MAN! WAYNE IS THE BEST RAPPER ALIVE! WEEZY F BABY!!!! Guy 1: Ill stop hating when you stop being a dickrider.
Mary, Jessica When someone follows another person around and always wants to be around them and know what’s happening at all times..
When Mary laughs at a joke she didn’t even hear “THatS SOOOoooO fUnNY, wHaT diD yOu SaY?” Follows people everywhere R and P say “Mary’s such a dickrider”
Used just like "no homo". when you are giving somebody props but you don't want to seem like you're obsessed. Prevents the embarrassing "Hop off his/her dick."
I swear you be pullin all the bitties. No dickride though.