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The most annoying "come back" ever made. Usually used by 9-12 year olds.

John: Look, Daniel you have to do something, The project is due tomorrow and you haven't done anything. Daniel: Did I ask?

If some one writes this they hate you and you should hate them . It is the most obnoxious thing ever

“I just got new shoes.” “did I ask.”

a common saying when someone that annoys you tell you something and you say “did i ask”

billy- my parents are getting a divorce Jackie-did i ask?

Only say this if you suck and no one likes you

Tim: Did I Ask? eehehehhehehehe everyone else: shut up

An comeback that is nearly impossible to counter, as it’s so blatant and often catches its opponents off guard.

“I just got a puppy for Christmas! This is the greatest day of my li-“ “Did I ask?” “...shut up Stewart.”

I didn't (emphatically)

House mate 1: "Did you take out the trash?" House mate 2: "Did I fuck" House mate 1: "For fuck sake"

When you tell someone something in a perfectly clear voice and they don't understand it or hear it correctly. Or they may say, "what did you say?" Your response is, "did I stutter?!" And say it in a sharp tone...

Jenn: I think you smell like a wet fart. John: What did you say? Jenn: Did I stutter?!