A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ding-Dong-Ditch is a fun activity done commonly in suburban areas. It consists of ringing a doorbell (or knocking if they don't have a doorbell installed) then running away to hide from the owner of the house, usually in a bush or behind a tree. You can flee down the whole street if you want. But be careful, since they might call the police. It is funny as hell when you see their reaction, so using a ghillie suit is good for hiding. As seen on YouTube.
The name was originated from the actions done.
· "Ding-Dong" which obviously refers to the sound of the doorbell.
· "Ditch" which means to run away from a situation that you do not want to be invovled in
Put that together, and it is Ding-Dong-Ditch!
Yo, lets Ding-Dong-Ditch that creepy old man that lives down the street!
Knocking at someone's door and running.
bib: hey lets ding-dong-ditch someones house
been: let's go!
To knock on someone's door, or ring their doorbell, and then run away. Hiding nearby to watch the person's reaction is optional.
Known as "Nigger Knocking" in less politically-correct times and less politically-correct places such as the Deep South.
"I'm bored. Let's go ding dong ditch mean old Mr. Wilson next door and then hide in the bushes to watch his reaction."
When you poke someone's butt hole yell Ding dong then run away
Hey look at Bob bending over I'm gonna go Ding dong ditch him
When you stick your thick cock into a woman's pussy and run away without cumming, as if to say gotcha! Alternatively, it can mean simply having sex with a woman once and disappearing into the mist. The least popular use of the term is when you cut a hole in the condom and blast away never to return.
Guy 1: Did you hear that girl's boyfriend got her a dick in a box for Christmas?
Guy 2: Ding Dong Ditch is what I'd give her.
Guy 1: Ding Dong Ditch the bitch.
When you drop your kids off unannounced at family members with minimal to no warning
Dam, we just got DDD (ding dong ditched) by Tony again...
Verb
1. To go ding dong ditching means to either go knock on a door and run away usually done with a group of friends
2. Other variations include “borrowing” berries, fruits, food from the front of peoples houses in your neighbourhood with often a group of friend
Oi mate lets go ding dong ditching.
They went ding dong ditching and now their neighbours hate them.