A fork of Rural Dictionary
A move invented by Conlan Casal in early 2009. The "Dip Shit" occurs when a person or persons are dipping some sort of tobacco and have a bowel movement at the same time. This action usually can take from 10 minutes to 50 minutes judging on the skill of the dipper.
Parker:"Hey man want to go take a dip shit?"
Hyle:"Yeah man, I just got a new can."
Ezra:"Can I Come?"
It took some reative Americans, to invent dipshit. I don't know the precise circumstance that led the first American (probably a teenage male) to gaze at his friend and say, "You are a real dipshit," but we do know that the first literary attestation of the world was in the 1963 book American Speech. It meant a stupid, inept, or contemptible person; an idiot. Here is the inaugural sentence: "Pejorative expressions traditionally directed at the supposedly less sophisticated rural resident: country bumpkin, dipshit, etc." By the time we get to 1970 we definitely have an American usage of the term: "It's not the dumb, jerkoff dipshits that are doing it.." And then, from Rolling Stone in 2003, a magazine put out by Wenner publications (where my daughter worked for a while): "A cowboy isn't some dipshit with a ten-gallon hat and a dinner plate on his belt." Well, since there are more than 600,000 other attestations of the term, there is no need for me to multiply references to it. But you get the point. "Dipshit" emerged at a time when the language of invective or insult was underg oing dramatic change in America. (Ref: Bill Long 11/26/2006)
(A waiter may be heard saying)..."Some dip shit left his wallet on the table."
taking a shit, or pretending to take one, while taking a dip at school or work.
"lets take a fatty dip shit"
"i just took a dip shit, it was very nice"