A fork of Rural Dictionary
An active-duty member of the US military i.e. Marines/Army, who is fed up with all the bullshit that happens in their daily life, ex: being treated like a child, going to the field, having to sit through safety briefs, etc etc.
1: We've got to clean our barracks room for inspection tomorrow for like 5 hours 2: Damn it man, I'm so disgruntled
to ejaculate in ones eye and thier reaction is to put their hand over the eye and scream "YAR!!!!!"; See Pookey-Tim
"She was going down on me and I pulled out and gave her the disgruntled pirate"
A person who claims to be a mad scientist, but is actually better at inventing things. Usually derogatory in the scientific community.
Have you heard of Dr. Insano, the famous mad scientist? Nah, he's not a mad scientist, just a disgruntled engineer. He doesn't even use proper testing methods!
The fancy way of saying butthurt.
Gina got all derriere disgruntled because Matt didn't ask her to the dance.
The act of putting a strap on dildo to your forehead and engaging in rough anal sex with said strap on dildo.
Dude 1: "Dude my ass hurts so much!!" Dude 2: "Why?" Dude 1: "My girlfriend gave me the Disgruntled Rhinoceros last night" Dude 2: "Damn, how did she talk you into that?" Dude 1: "She promised she would let me do a Jamaican Pile Driver" Dude 2: "So worth it"
An extremely short-lived character on Itchy and Scratchy segments on the long-running animated sitcom, the Simpsons.
Remember when Disgruntled Goat was on Itchy and Scratchy? He was with many other hilarious characters!
Someone who is shit on and ultimately will go fucking insane. at the workplace, this person is usually withdrawn and very quiet. but little do you know, this person hates everyone and everything at his workplace and is one unhappy mother fucker. his is imprisoned to his job and cannot leave his job security due to finicial responsibilities, drug habits, kids etc. so when kept in the 9-5pm cage he plots and plans how he will go off on the next shit talkin mother fucker. a disgruntled employee, usually steals stuff from his workplace according to his " fuck or be fucked" motto or fuck the company before they fuck you. a great example of a disgruntled employee, if you watch DISTURBED'S VOICES music video. Disgruntled employees are highly dangerous no matter what they look like or how big or small they are. leave them alone in the best interest of your safety.
John walks in to the corporate office with headphones on, on his way to his cubicle.(you can hear blasting on his headphones) "let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the, (2 cymbal clashes) FFFFLLLLLOOOOORRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!" ted the newly promoted district manager smirks at john. john then grabs ted by the shirt and punches him in the face and knocks him out. and continues to ruin and break shit as he's beating the shit out of people. he makes it to his cubicle and starts his accounting work as people stare at him. now thats a disgruntled employee!