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dog in the bathtub

While doing a girl in her box you insert your hairy beanbag into her turd cutter.

Man, when I was doing Suzy last night I tried to put my ballzack into her brownstar, it was like trying to keep a dog in a bathtub.

by Scud August 20, 2004

dog in a bathtub

The sexual act of placing both penis and full scrotum inside the anus of your partner. Said act is aptly titled as pertaining to the complication factor of performing the act of keeping a Dog in a bathtub.

Dude, that girl is ill. She let me give her a dog in a bathtub!

by The Broiler January 27, 2006

dog in the bathtub

The act of trying to insert one's testicles in a girl's asshole.

They just don't want to stay in there! Like a dog in the bathtub.

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

dog in the bathtub

Insert ones balls in a girls ass.

After anal sex there was room for dogs in the bathtub.

by Anonymous February 26, 2003

dog in the bathtub

While doing a girl in the butt and managing to get your balls in too.

It is called this because it is as hard as getting a dog in a bathtub.

by pooteck May 23, 2003

Dog in the Bathtub

When you're "doing" a girl, and you try to get both your balls AND your dick inside of her (there isn't enough room for both).

I pulled the Dog in the Bathtub last night on LaFawnda; I'm single today.

by BAM -- I'm scene! January 31, 2005

dog in a bathtub

when you lube up someone's anus and squeeze your balls inside. then try to keep them from jumping out, like a dog in a bathtub.

Dude!Sandy was walking real funny this morning, what'd you do to her bro?!?!?!? well man i fucked her, sucked her tities then broke out the astroglide and gave her that dog in a bathtub treatment!

by fuzzyknubbles July 27, 2008