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double barreled shotgun

When two guys align their dicks in parallel (resembling a double-barrel shotgun) and penetrate the pussy in hopes of bottoming out.

Hey Bobby lets double barreled shotgun this bitch! GOTEM!

by Gotem aka Metog April 13, 2008

double-barrel shotgun

The act of defecating and vomiting simultaneously. Usually a symptom of the flu or other gastro-intenstinal virus.

Dude, can you get a wet-dry vac and some bleach? I went to go puke in the toilet, but I was packing the double-barrel shotgun so I got some anal confetti on the floor.

by Duct Tape Boy February 15, 2004

Double-barrel shotgun

When a woman farts and queefs at the same time.

I made a joke while have sex from behind, and when I pulled out, she was laughing so hard, she double-barrel shotgunned me.

by Beenshot June 29, 2015

double-barrel shotgun

A shotgun with two barrels, two bullets, and has more stopping power then a desert eagle on 'roids. When fired, you can reload one bullet, or fire both and reload both. Simply a matter of preference. Also has incredible recoil if your not careful, and it can AND WILL break your arm/shoulder/face.

Guy 1: Hey, lets fire this double-barrel shotgun with one hand!
*fires*
Guy 1: Shit, I think I broke my arm!

Guy 2: Owned.

by Lolw00t December 17, 2008

Double Barrel Shotgun Nose

When someone has nostrils that look like blow holes. Just pray they don't look up and spray on you.

His double barrel shotgun nose could hold cantaloupes.

by ccharmon October 19, 2007

double barrel shotgun

Taking a shotgun from two blunts at one time.

Damn that double barrel shotgun got be shook out my shooooos. I was high as hell biatch!

by Skeety McSkeetSkeet November 15, 2007

double barrel shotgun nose

Someone with who has a nose that sticks upward.

If you have that nose you can shoot walruses and shoot with your tits.

Sup double barrel shotgun nose go shoot that walrus.

by The fag that u hate December 14, 2017