A fork of Rural Dictionary
The intense feeling, very similar to a shiver up your spine, that can be invoked simply from being in the presence of a douche bag. Usually triggered by a specific douchey act or statement.
e.g. I got douche chills when the kid with the pink polo shirt flipped his collar up.
1. A feeling of strong embarrasement for and verbal or physical act someone else has preformed.
1-a . Feeling the need to look away from an embarrasing moment on TV.
1-b. The experience you receive when your coworker allways says the wrong thing in an attempt to be funny.
2- Also reffered to as a D.C., so as not to offend the person making the akward comment or statement.
A: Watching Taylor Hicks attempt to kick over a microphone stand on american idol, I shivered as a douche chill washed over me.
B: The feeling received from viewing any of the MTV reality shows.
Originally from the Howard Stern Show in the 1980s, when Robin described friends of hers experiencing a shiver while cleansing their vaginal palette. Howard generalized this to mean a kind of overload of the senses. This first episode was re-aired on the "History of Howard Stern" broadcast during the last week of 2008.
Hearing someone else get credit for that term just gives me douche chills
the awkward cold feeling a girl gets when cleaning her cooch. used as slang to describe something awkward.
bob: yo tom i heard you banged some really fat chick last nite.
tom: yeah it was your sister.
dick: DOUCHE CHILL!
the chills you receive when someone is acting like a TOTAL douche. the only cure is to destroy said persons babymaker and put them in their place.
im gettin some serious douche chills from you.
i couldnt handle the douche chills 24/7 so i broke up with him.
he gave us all serious douche chills so we destroyed his babymaker and hes aight now.
A phrase used to describe the awkward moment which ensues after someone you know to be a douche bag says or does something to embarrass themselves. Works best when said in a sort of melody with the "douche" staccato and the "chill" legato.
Girl 1: Sarah's been absent from school a lot lately.
Girl 2: I know! She's absent like ten days a week!
Girl 1: Douche chill...
Nice definition Aye jaye but unfortunately an utterly incorrect one.
First, I've been listening to Howard Stern for years, and have a large collection of tapes from the show. They've been using the term long, long before Arrested Development even came on the Air (November 2003 according to Wikipedia). As we speak I'm listening to the 11-19-2002 show (a full year before Arrested Development debuted), and Artie Lange is making fun of Eric the Midget's American Idol love by saying it gives him douche chills.
Basically, as it was used on the Stern show, it's when someone does or says something so douchy, it gives you chills.
The new guy at work came in and started telling me what to do. I would have told him off, but I was more surprised than anything. I'm not kidding, he gave me serious douche chills.