A fork of Rural Dictionary
To live ones life as a douche bag. To engage in douchiness. Also known as the Porter-Manis philosophy of life.
Five Vegas bombs later, those two were engaged in some serious douche baggery.
The various antics of a douche bag.
If your friend asks you for phone sex, then asks someone else when you go on vacation and don't get phone service, gets to 3rd base and refuses to kiss you because he is waiting until he is married, then kisses you once, tells you he wants to marry you and turns out to be trying to get with one of your best friends, lies about your kiss, begs you to forgive him- and you DO forgive his douche baggery- only to be told "we are too deeply in love to have a normal relationship".... and days later is going out (which he wouldn't do with you because "dating is meaningless") with a completely new girl... THAT is a douche bag, committing some serious douche baggery.
The acts a douche bag performs.
A: Dude, Tyler is such a douche bag. Ask him what he's doing later. B: Hey Tyler! What douche-baggery are you up to later today?
doing things that a douche bag would do
someone is being a dick for no reason, you would go dude enough of your douch baggery
How one measures how big of a douche bag someone is is.
"Bill Rajewski's busting some poor old guy's chops on a Monday morning, his level of douche baggery rises with every passing moment
The act of being an extreme Douche Bag, exceeding the norms of Douche Baggery, and qualifying for the DBHOF - Douche Bag Hall Of Fame - see SuperDoucheBaggery.com
That motherfucker is so ridiculous, his consistent Super Douche Baggery is fucking beyond anything